Over 102878

Shock Demotivational Poster


TAGS: electric chair shocker fetish bondage fetish your mom
Rating: 4.5/5

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Whitecamry - March 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
That's Ethel Rosenberg being electrocuted in 1953.
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.

EPIC BATTLE - It doesn't get any better than this

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.67/5

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Jackl - November 18, 2010, 4:18 pm
The "Chest Hair Removal" style was entertaining
Sho - December 6, 2009, 4:43 am
Lol Chuck looks like a caveman xD
subterfuge - September 14, 2009, 3:28 pm
*spoiler alert* Bruce Lee wins
nocturnal rides - March 13, 2009, 9:22 pm
damn right! I want to see it right now! and all I get is one crappy steven segal movie...


TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.1/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
I meant official name.
ICEMAN - August 19, 2011, 10:56 pm
Ralph, but his friends call him Skippy.
falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:42 pm
What's the name of this spider?
-quote needed- - April 6, 2009, 2:04 am
I don't care how happy it is, it needs to stay away from me.
LogicDude - March 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
Both me and the spider LOL'd!

EMO GIRL IS HAPPY - Good for her

STAR MICRODERMAL ANCHOR - Doesn't it hurt? It looks like it would

JAPANESE GOTH - She tried so hard to look dark

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.79/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 10:07 pm
You'd be the one to ask about that, huh?
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, if you like penis in you ass.
Cubbybear - March 8, 2009, 12:37 pm
That's what makes her cute
Signe - March 8, 2009, 5:01 am
She is actually pretty cute

YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you

TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor piercing or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...

THE SHOCKER - Girls love surprises so give her one she'll remember

THE PINKY - was sad to know that his nickname 'stinky pinky' would never go away.

BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...

TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm


TAGS: facebook mommy billy shocking
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
LMAO! Beautiful.

ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.


SHOCK AND AWE - just a Sunday drive for Mr. M

TAGS: shock awe
Rating: 4.41/5

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cobracat03 - September 22, 2010, 7:09 am
HOORAH! I Love it when Seabees show up in the wild. Makes me nostalgic.
rerun - September 21, 2010, 7:55 pm

love the expression on that kids face....mommmmm, there is a man with a gun

"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC - He looks "normal" ...ok...you can tell me...am I dead?

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - September 30, 2009, 3:07 am
Relax, guys, this was for a video. He pulled his hair back tight into a french braid and wore a yuppie wig over it, it was around the time he did "The Saga Begins", and was for a Behind The Music parody he did for VH1 to promote the album.
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 2:33 am
oh god! he looks like fucking Ryan Seacrest!
psychohistorian - July 1, 2009, 2:38 am
no, but that's the prettiest I've ever seen him

BIOMEDICAL TESTING - Helping Protesters live longer lives

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.82/5

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CANADA - August 17, 2009, 11:01 am
kinda redundant but I like the message

THE BIG DADDY - Making pedophiles shit themselves since 1959

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - They bring a BIG smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:42 am
Hilarous. So true.

Casualties Of War -

*CLICK CLICK* HM, WHAT'S THIS? - OMG, THIS is what Dad's been looking at?

TAGS: kids computer shocked
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 19, 2012, 12:16 pm
Funny, that’s what I do after my grandpuppies have been on my computer……..
CloudchaserS - June 19, 2012, 1:21 am
Or better yet, use In Private Browsing so you don't have to worry about remembering to do that
Bull - June 18, 2012, 10:15 pm
or clear your browser history and cookies when your finished .. you know .. yeah
Iconoclast - June 18, 2012, 10:07 pm
The lesson learned. Get the kids their own computer and don't let them use Dad's computer.

CHATTING WITH A GREYBEARD - Just like talking to Santa

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zook - August 16, 2010, 8:43 pm
im a 17 year old part time ambercombie and fitch model and full time heir to a small europian duchy
Cubbybear - March 15, 2009, 2:12 am
I'm 16 1/2 myself
RON - March 14, 2009, 9:33 pm
LOL CUBBY...This Greybeard (me) is 16...U?

THE SHOCKER - Local police have found a new incentive to deter would-be jaywalkers.

TAGS: jaywalking shocker
Rating: 2.67/5


TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.71/5

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MASTURBATING - Stewie saw you doing it.

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER - You just might be surprised of what you find inside

TAGS: shock
Rating: 1.63/5

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Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:06 am
I doubt it.

HEY...SHE NOT SMART - Who wants them that way anyways?

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.49/5

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tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 1:55 am
why yes i will fuck you and your friend. that is what your shirt means right?
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 4:47 pm
lol...Cubby's the shit
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
LMAO *PS: luv the Bass photo*
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 3:33 pm
I've been with the same guy for about a year and a half? lol whatchu talkin bout bones
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 3:12 pm
Damn you Porc I can never keep up with your love life...so who is the new girl friend then Tim?
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 2:50 pm
in the backgroud? cause all i see is a smokin girl
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:48 pm
On second thought, I think that's my boyfriend friend Tori
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:48 pm
Looks like a small B
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:46 am
She's incredibly hot, doubt she's a D cup, Woody.
Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:14 pm
Perhaps it stands for Female-Plus. Not modest, but I wouldn't contradict her.
Woody - June 22, 2009, 10:45 pm
D cup
Acey - April 28, 2009, 1:10 pm
I not care...still want
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:00 am
She sure isn't smart, no way that's an F+ cup, more like a modest C....

NOTHING IS EASY - Everything is difficult.

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.44/5

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Nissta - September 25, 2011, 9:12 am
Cutest yip, my cat Buster loved to drink from the tap. Man how I miss him
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
Ain't it the cutest truth?

ANIMAL CRUELTY - Because chaining an elephant to a pair of water skis is not cute

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.23/5

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MissFetching - May 1, 2009, 10:04 pm
the person[s] who did this should be SHOT.
LogicDude - April 9, 2009, 8:46 am
That's just plain mean.
Sean - April 8, 2009, 9:29 pm
Amen, brother.

HALO 3 - One billion matches and 64,000 years of play time...get a life!

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.13/5

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Agent K - May 28, 2009, 11:46 pm
hah so did makes me want to go play now Griff Ball kicked ass!!
HtD - March 8, 2009, 11:44 pm
lol I helped.

PROSTATE EXAM - There is never a good time for your first one

GREYBEARD CASTLE SECURITY - The recession has forced us to make changes

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.63/5

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Fatty - March 10, 2009, 11:03 am
For the better(?)

Whoa- how weird! -

SOBER - Son Of a Bitch, Everything`s Real! -Gary Busey

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.15/5

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Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 8:48 pm

EXTREME CAMPING - Next time... don't forget the toilet paper

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.04/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 10:06 am
It gave me the shivers !

SOCIOPATH - Who isn't now-a-days?-HtD

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.46/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 12:51 am
Nobody I know is. Are you telling us something about yourself?


TAGS: big shocker
Rating: 4.68/5

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WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 2:31 pm
mine too...
ICEMAN - August 4, 2011, 7:08 pm
Airman's Ex.
crackers411 - August 4, 2011, 2:43 pm
lady ga ga?


TAGS: guilt vs shock
Rating: 3.63/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2012, 6:57 pm
Very True.

THE RECESSION - Learning to make do with what you have is the hardest part

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.48/5

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THE BATMAN - The Joker is not amused

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.44/5

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faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:29 am
ahhh ha ha ha. thats funny. messed up but still funny.
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 4:11 pm
Took me a min but I just got that. F'n funny.
:3 - September 14, 2009, 9:15 pm
Annnnnd another stolen from the 'chan. Oh well, still lol'd
The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Nicely done.
LogicDude - May 26, 2009, 9:41 pm


TAGS: shocker pleasure cubbybear technique
Rating: 3.41/5

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glassdaemon - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I will break his flippin pinky.... especially the ones that are so defensive about their own rear. >.>

TANS - Sometimes it's just plain scary

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.86/5

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Capt. Balls - June 3, 2009, 7:57 pm
Meh. A better line: INTERVENTION One is needed here!
ooo - April 16, 2009, 2:54 pm
the guys face almost looks like a monkey >.>

BEST CLAW GAME EVER - Because I'll take Boobies over Pooh any day

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.78/5

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OWN3D!! - Don't worry...tomorrow's another day!

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.69/5

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Lies - August 9, 2009, 8:43 pm
He is absolutely utterly deaded.
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 11:13 am

GREYBEARDS - Their lewd suggestive nature often shocks young girls !!

TAGS: greybear young shocking shock girl girls nature suggestive lewd
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sho - October 4, 2009, 10:03 am
I remember that porn scene ;D

DAVID SPADE - What the hell do hot women see in this guy?

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.54/5

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iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 15, 2009, 2:03 am
He has to be hung like an elephant. That has to be the only answer.
Fatty - March 3, 2009, 1:58 pm
Money. No wait, that can't be it... you got me??


TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.42/5

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Phage - April 14, 2009, 4:37 pm
Aren't those amazonian river dolphins pink? I don't know if this is one though...
Signe - March 4, 2009, 4:34 am
If this isn't photoshopped... I guess that is an unusually pink albino.

PRETTY BOY - Target locked and loaded....Fire!

TAGS: shock
Rating: 2.15/5

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HAHA - April 20, 2009, 7:17 pm
there is enough fire here.

YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?


TAGS: prision pregnant synonym shock value
Rating: 4.61/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Epic LoL
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am

YOUR BEST STUDENT - Now you know why she ALWAYS comes to class with a smile on her face.

TAGS: shocked teachers
Rating: 4.36/5

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hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:39 am
oh yes.., the honesty of youth...
autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:35 pm


TAGS: first trip bangkok surprise shock
Rating: 4.19/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:59 pm
ain't that the truth! Thankfully none of my trips to Thailand look anything like these two!

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - TOC and SEAN have some explaining to do... ...read the MotiFake Forums...it makes Penthouse look tame!

TAGS: easter shocker
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:09 pm
The Easter Bunny has been caught at last!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is that? I don't remember that... :P
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 8:46 pm
Not for another 16 years, anyhow... right?
Cubbybear - April 4, 2010, 8:41 pm
I'm not babysitting
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 8:38 pm
Gotta bring one.... either gold, frankincense, or myrrh.
rerun - April 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

yes it is, but I will be damned if I am gonna send a gift
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 8:29 pm
It's a cute kid, though.... ain't it?
rerun - April 4, 2010, 8:24 pm

My brother, my TOC....the hurt

GUYS DON'T FORGET - To delete your search history!

TAGS: shocked
Rating: 3.95/5

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[email protected] - March 8, 2010, 5:56 pm
No just amke sure the last thing u searched was jewelry, or giving to charities.
Nickisme123 - March 8, 2010, 5:21 pm

REMEMBER WHEN... - Your Mom said your face would stay like that if you kept scrunching it up? Here's MORE bad news guys...

DIRTY MOUTH - Somebody needs an Orbits

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.61/5

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jrqls - March 8, 2009, 9:43 pm
Are those spiders on her eyes?
agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:21 pm
Well played.

FUTURE STALKER - It happens the day you break up with her

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.43/5

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whatukno - June 22, 2010, 8:58 pm
I wouldn't mind a stalker like her. That's hot!
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 3:03 pm
But on the plus side, anytime you want sex, she is right there for you. Stupid lazy girlfriend... With her... job. And friends... And life. Grr.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 6:55 pm
I've never seen hotter looking hair.
bOB cHIN - August 27, 2009, 3:01 pm
The only thing missing from this scene is a few feet rope and the 5:15 freight to Seattle

HOT FOR TEACHER - This got her attention

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.43/5

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Claire - September 12, 2009, 1:13 pm
I lol'd.
Oh wow - June 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
He means the things they do habitually, buddy, not the things that nuns wear.
Bob Chin - March 31, 2009, 9:48 am
"Jewish habits" What are we teaching these kids today? Catholic nuns are the only ones with habits, and they certainly aren't part of any U.S. corporations. I'd put this little weasel in a small, unlit room and make him watch "Schindlers List" 150 times.
Anonymous2 - March 29, 2009, 7:08 pm
The Halocaust? What does the Master Chief have to do with this?

THE HUNTRESS - Revenge is a BITCH...even for Cubby

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.42/5

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THE PAM ANDERSON FAN CLUB - The Japanese Chapter is a small,but dedicated group

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.38/5

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BABY ....I GOT YOUR MONEY - I like a good hoe

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.26/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:40 pm
i would hit that, and no, i think she's 18, its just pic angle and stuffs
The Goat - September 14, 2009, 2:09 am
I dunno - sure looks like jailbait to me!

'BOW BRITE - Toontown's highest paid escort

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.25/5

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onlyonetroll - January 15, 2011, 4:11 pm
Sooommmmmwhereeeeeeeeee uunddderr the rainbowwwww......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:09 pm
You know Cubby hasn't posted in months, Right Woody?
Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 12:07 pm
The more you do this.... the more you shock me Cubby!!!

LITTLE PORCELINA - Even as a child...she was a little different

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.25/5

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Claire - September 20, 2009, 1:03 am
I like those boots. I'd never wear them, but I like them.
Flea - May 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ballet boots. Awesome, and hott when a chick can walk in them.
Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 1:40 pm
Those boots would hurt.
TigerKid - March 1, 2009, 3:35 am
Cubby raises the bar yet again. Eveni if with powertools and only to make the young dancers lift their legs higher. He raised the bar nonetheless.
Cubbybear - March 1, 2009, 2:44 am
Those boots could kill
Porcelina - February 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
....I like those boots.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:27 pm
Now this is more like Porcelina.
codes - February 28, 2009, 9:15 pm
lol this is epic

LABELS - Just so no one eats your lunch by mistake

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.23/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:50 pm
Just a little chilly... it's your job to spoil, LD.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Forgot that was in the fridge...hope she hasn't spoiled.
CLAM CHOWDA!! - June 18, 2009, 4:29 pm
Signe=n00b. "eat her" as in oral sex. Sheesh
Signe - February 25, 2009, 5:01 am
You are right.
Cubbybear - February 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
You don't have to be a cannibal to "eat" her:)
Signe - February 24, 2009, 4:58 pm
Since when is LD a cannibal?

OH MY GOD! - You poor poor man

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.21/5

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bOB cHIN - October 14, 2009, 2:48 pm
He will never sell all those Rolex knock offs with that kind of door to door technique

SCUBA DIVING HORSE - WTF!? This is not Japan


TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.15/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:05 am
Epic Fail!

EARMARKS - Putting the PORK in the barrel

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:45 pm
Mmmmm. Bacon.

CUBBYBEAR FANS - They're getting weirder

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.12/5

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Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 6:18 pm
But jackhammer beats rock
Cubbybear - April 13, 2009, 5:04 pm
The only 'rock' is in mah pants
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 4:57 pm
Quick Cubby! Play "rock" - it beats "scissors" every time!
CraigR - April 13, 2009, 4:39 pm
a second that
Asunarocks - April 11, 2009, 7:08 am
Agree with Silver, she,s perfect :)
Mr Taco - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Cubbybear Fans- They're getting younger
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 7:40 pm
She's... really hott lol I'd wear that!

MY ASIAN BROTHER - He can't take rejection...be nice

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.11/5

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MICE - Why they will NEVER rule the world

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.07/5

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Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 10:55 am
Those are rats, not mice.

THE KING OF POP - Aren't you glad you never met him?

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.06/5

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MissFetching - April 19, 2009, 11:17 pm
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. O.O
Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:06 pm
This is one of the scariest poster I've seen.

THE END OF CAPITALISM - I hope he FAILS- Rush Limbaugh

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3.03/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
Sorry Cubby, but I have to call it: Politi-Fail!
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 12:39 am
Glad you abandoned "chuckles" for "snickers"
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
with = wit. Not mine, apparently.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
We can't BOTH be right. Even when me and aggy agree on something, the odds are still very much against us. *snickers*
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 12:37 am
Just trying to voice out against a new onslaught of political posters. 2.6billion other blogs for that. It's nobody else's fault that I'm here for humor, with and entertainment. It's the old saying that discussing politics or religion ruins a good party.
Haarakkon - May 27, 2009, 12:35 am
Damn, I'm so tired I can't even think straight right now. I'll have to take another look tomorrow. Both of you are right. And, yeah, I'm burning in a disco inferno of my own making.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 12:29 am
market failure to run its course and persist, or choosing to incur the evils that necessarily follow whenever you politicize a particular sector of the economy. THAT my chum, is the loquacious question at hand, if you'll forgive my prolixity?
Sean - May 27, 2009, 12:26 am
I cannot "Rand" you sir, that is, accuse you of promelgating an false dichotomy, but I can suggest that you are so 1974 in your choice of competing ideologies. The real dilemma these days seems to be deciding which is worse: allowing a particular ...
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 12:25 am
(With all due respect to Cubby)
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 12:24 am
Haar... are you getting sucked into the political drivel? I was almost there at one point. Rise above it. Your motifakes are helping maintain a delicate balance of quality here.
Haarakkon - May 27, 2009, 12:17 am
Communism makes no such claim. Capitalists need to design flawed merchandise to sell more merchandise, under the guise of making a suitable (if not durable) product. Mind you, I'm not a big fan of either economic system.
Haarakkon - May 27, 2009, 12:14 am
Pure capitalism profits the already wealthy. It's a little more insidious than the communist system, because the capitalist system makes one think they have a stake in the final product, and that the product's success will eventually help the producer.
Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 5:20 pm
.....and it's more than often unrelated to the work effort. The human doesn't need the carrot nor the whip. The basic assumption for capitalists is that if there is no carrot than the person doesn't work. It may be true, but then were all fucked...
Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 5:17 pm
But you're assuming that the carrot is all that can motivate a person. Most people work a job they dislike or would prefer another but HAVE to work their current. Others are given everything they want through relatives etc. It's a fucking lottery......
Jmac0585 - May 26, 2009, 1:15 pm
Pure Capitalism actually is ideal. What is needed is rewarded, and the unprofitable goes away.
Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 12:57 pm
I'm not defending Obama or any Marxist ideology, just pointing out the fundamental flaws in the current systems. Change can come in many forms, it up to the US citizens to decide how.
Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 12:55 pm
Another thing that i don't think people think a lot about is the fact that the current monetary system fucks over the majority of the entire world. -- Zeitgeist Addendum -- You will shit brix!
Torkil The Destroyer - May 26, 2009, 12:52 pm
If he fails the jokes on the Americans who wished for it, because America will be crushed under it's own power unless it's reformed. The reason nobody gives a fuck is that its a young nation which has never seen this magnitude of failure.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:43 am
Only hope we have is that there is something left of this country.
HtD - April 2, 2009, 2:25 am
"This is what I'd look like if I had a hook for a hand." - Obama
WTFO - April 2, 2009, 1:53 am
Another outstanding poster Cubbybear! 5 socialist hating lions.
Anonymous2 - March 4, 2009, 5:48 pm
Why does everyone end the quote there? It's like using this Obama quote "In the war on terror, we cannot possibly succeed." It's taken out of context and shortened, and that's bad journalism, but I guess that's why newspapers are dying left and right.

CHILLIN' WITH THE FAIRIES - Because who doesn't like tiny flying naked chicks?

TAGS: shock
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
i do see the problem, but they are kinda cute little things
Derek - September 23, 2009, 6:24 pm
You can't imagine the frustration?

MOMMY WORKING - And that's how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End.

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Rating: 3/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 5:44 pm
Why won't you let her die. We need corn for ethanol.
agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 11:21 pm

FLYBAR POGO STICK - Parents buy your kids one of these if you want them to have no friends and get beat up constantly!

THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT... - Serial killer or homosexual...yeah

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Rating: 3/5

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Claire - November 2, 2009, 5:46 pm
Definitely serial killer. Or dinner.
BoneCD - February 27, 2009, 9:40 pm
Serial Killer

I'M YOUR FATHER! - LogicDude breaks the news

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Rating: 3/5

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Woody - July 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
Really.... who the fuck are you?

HONESTLY........... - i've never seen these naked, sexy...wet.....delicious women in my life

THE MORNING AFTER - We all have regrets

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Rating: 2.95/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 20, 2010, 12:56 am
My dear Cubby, you have found the elusive "White Ginger", famous in Denmark and renowned for her feminine wile's!
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 12:03 am
Regret? Someone fucked her hair white; Most would call that a good night. 5/5
Informator - September 20, 2009, 12:00 am
wait, are you saying SHES regretting it? cuz i cant see how you would be... =S
Agent K - May 25, 2009, 9:14 pm
i would have none


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Rating: 2.92/5

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THE LOBSTER GAME - Because a sporting chance is all they ask, before you eat them

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Rating: 2.92/5

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ABBY - Freaks are hot

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Rating: 2.92/5

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CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:22 pm
She is like a 13 out of 10!
amina - October 8, 2009, 10:45 pm
I meant to say Abby's utter hotness, not their abby
amina - October 8, 2009, 10:30 pm
GAH BLASPHEMY!!! how dare anyone try and deny their Abby utter hotness
Spangle - October 8, 2009, 6:20 pm
Woman's ugleh!
Raven - August 20, 2009, 12:02 am
I would marry her, but I'm scared she would run my fingerprints
Galen066 - August 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
I date chicks like this!
sailor - August 19, 2009, 9:41 pm
I know people like her they are fun.
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 11:00 am
Abby is the only reason to watch that show
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:05 am
abby is like 1 of the top 10 hottest chicks on tv
Chopperliscious - May 16, 2009, 4:33 pm
Hand over your flesh, we demand it.
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Abby is a goddess...
Tara - March 5, 2009, 8:20 pm
Abby is the shit. She is my idol.

STANDING OUT IN A CROWD - They always do

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Rating: 2.89/5

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RnRollie - June 30, 2010, 3:47 pm
it's the hint of an adam's apple which is scary...
forseti - June 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
bling bling cross and metal horns... this chick is as "true" as her body is natural...

THE SACRED HEART OF OBAMA - Beware of False Prophets

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Rating: 2.88/5

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guest - June 24, 2009, 3:46 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:39 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:34 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:34 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:33 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:32 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:32 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.
guest - June 24, 2009, 3:32 pm
....ANd now everyone wants him dead.

THE SATANIC NUNS - Other babes are just jealous!

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Rating: 2.88/5

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Lolness - May 30, 2009, 11:34 am
Love the fact that it says "I Lol'd"

BLOWING KISSES - Because that's about hard far you'll get with them

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Rating: 2.88/5

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Bort - August 16, 2009, 1:21 pm
Damn, are those Jay Leno's kids?
TJ - June 13, 2009, 3:04 pm
A good example of why I love brunettes more.
Anonymous2 - March 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
That's not all I wish they were blowing...
agdaniele - March 1, 2009, 12:48 am
Freudian slip, Cubby? Nevertheless, you still deliver the best!

KLINGON BARBEH - Because some little girls are tough

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Rating: 2.87/5

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PAC MAN ENERGY DRINK - WTF?! 30 years too late....FAIL

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Rating: 2.86/5

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Anomolous - June 20, 2009, 8:25 am
Strange.. When I drank some, I got hit in the head by some guy sporting a really crappy self tan. Then, for some reason, I devoured myself.
Anonymous2 - March 15, 2009, 3:09 pm
After I drank some, I had the strangest urge to go into a dark maze and devour some little pills, and whenever I devoured some big ones, I felt like chasing ghosts, then later fruit, a bell, and even a key showed up and I felt like eating them too.

IF YOU CLICK... - ...you've been warned Please do...MotiFake needs the cash:)

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Rating: 2.85/5

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W.O.W BEER STIENS - Say it with me....AMSOME!!!

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Rating: 2.82/5

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deathwatch - March 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
Spell it with me...AWESOME!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:11 pm
Every time you type something here Dr. Timmy you prove your ignorance. What's the matter sunshine? Did mommy block your porn sites again?
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 10:08 pm
...I can't tell if you're making fun of them or saying you like them...

HEY...COM'ON IT'S COOL TO CROSS - I don't see any dark elk on the other side

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Rating: 2.82/5

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the nerd inside... - May 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
ah! its harrys patronous! :P

JIMMY CARTER - Don't worry Dubya...this clown is still the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

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Rating: 2.81/5

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union - May 3, 2009, 8:37 am
There's nothing wrong with hearing both sides of an argument.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:04 am
While I agree that he was a terrible President, his recent bashing on Israel, and visiting with the Hamas leader in Syria makes me question if he is a "very good man".
Hector - March 30, 2009, 11:48 am
To paraphrase the Wizard of Oz. "He wasn't a bad man, in fact he was and is a very good man. He was just a terrible President."

WATCHMEN CAKE - Enjoy it...comic nerds rejoice!

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Rating: 2.8/5

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tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 3:58 am
i'll take this over an oprah cake any day. (go look at cubby's other posters.
Brandon - July 28, 2009, 4:50 pm

WHAT AN IDIOT! - You admit to sleeping with a cow...when you didn't DUMB ASS!

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Rating: 2.78/5

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rerun - December 23, 2009, 8:05 pm

wasn't montypython known for its stupidity? I know, in this case it isn't an act.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:00 pm
OMG!! OMG !! such a brilliant retort
montypython - December 23, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yeah but did anybody notice the tits on her I bet he was just weined when he saw and got confused.
[email protected] - October 18, 2009, 4:18 am
He who is without guilt...Whew so I wasn't the only 13year old who told a me-lay, she-lay story that got a away from....
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 1:59 am
no wait, that baby he's holding is actually his twin.
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 1:58 am
ok. that kid does not look 13. he looks more like he's 8.
. . . . - March 31, 2009, 5:35 pm
Last week they announced (after a bunch of the other guys admitted they also slept with her) that DNA tests show 13-year old Alfie Patten (pictured) is actually not the father.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 11:27 pm
Somehow I don't think he was given much of a "choice" in any of it...from start to finish.
motifake - March 28, 2009, 11:13 pm

That little boy is actually the father, and thats the mother. They decided to keep the baby after she got prego.
TigerKid - March 28, 2009, 8:31 pm
Uhm...anyone care to explain?
BoneCD - March 27, 2009, 9:07 pm
Don't feel bad young man, there 6 other idiots that admit they have

SHITTY DAY? - Emos love this stuff

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Rating: 2.78/5

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MAKE A WISH - Poor girl...Britney wasn't available

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Rating: 2.73/5

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Z-Bob - May 12, 2009, 9:39 am
Is that Rocky from Mask?

LITHIUM - It makes the day a lot better...when you feel it

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Rating: 2.73/5

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